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i had such high expectations for this blog having actual content, but let's be real i just blog about having a british boyfriend, glitter, and the woes of adhering to the south beach diet. sorry.
~ Thursday, May 31 ~
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~ Wednesday, May 30 ~
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this is what happens when coworkers spell my first name wrong when i’m hormonal 

this is what happens when coworkers spell my first name wrong when i’m hormonal 

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~ Tuesday, May 29 ~
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~ Monday, May 28 ~
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~ Friday, May 25 ~
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I’ve only been commuting from my parents home in a south Worcester suburb for 4 days and already I’ve almost ran over 2 turkeys, a man just got on the train carrying a single womans high heeled shoe and this morning I rapped along to biggie smalls on the radio. Get me out of here .


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~ Wednesday, May 23 ~
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~ Sunday, May 20 ~
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The swagger I adopt when nicki minaj’s “turn me on” comes on at the bar cannot be quantified.


~ Saturday, May 19 ~
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favorite ever

favorite ever

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I hate this time of year because my skin tans really easily but it’s not warm enough to go to the beach so i have the face hands and feet of a bronzed goddess and the rest of me is sickly and pasty


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This old lady outside the assisted living center has her easy chair parked in the most reclined position possible on the sidewalk on huntington and she is just soaking up the rays.


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~ Thursday, May 17 ~
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